Game
of Thrones – 7.07 – The Dragon and the Wolf
Ah! We’re over just as we’ve starting to get going!
This was the longest episode of the
show, and the second most fruitful for gaining points. I loved everything in King’s
Landing. Particularly everything Nikolaj Coster-Waldau did. In my finale blog
post last year, I gleefully imagined the look on Cersei’s face when she would
be reunited with Tyrion. I was not disappointed. In fact, speaking of
predictions, let’s see how I did!
I guessed I didn’t need to add Septa
Unella – correct.
Arya went to Winterfell but did not
reunite with The Hound – half
I predicted Melisandre would meet up
with the Brotherhood – wrong
The Winterfell weirwood tree was used
this year – correct
I thought Bran would have told Jon by
now about his parentage – wrong
I guessed that Bran crossing the Wall would
not allow the undead to cross it – correct
I predicted scenes with the Dornish
would be fleshed out now they weren’t filming in Seville – wrong
And I predicted a sea battle with Euron
where one dragon would die – basically
correct
Not too bad!
For Season Eight, I expect an explosive
first episode where the Undead army descends on Winterfell, maybe before Bran
even has a chance to tell Jon.
I don’t know how Tormund and Beric will
be able to get to Winterfell to warn of the oncoming onslaught before the
wights get there but I expect they will. (Maybe they’ll steal some horses.)
Although Bran can probably take care of all the warnings.
As Daario was a prominent member of the
Golden Company, it’s unlikely that they will take arms against Daenerys.
However as Cersei mentions them having 20,000 men, horses and elephants, I
expect that was to whet our excitement for a battle episode next year.
Arya and Melisandre and prophesised to
meet again. Considering her banishment from Winterfell, I expect the Starks may
have to flee their home again.
The Clegane brothers are going to face
off. I expect Sandor will kill Gregor with fire. Poetic justice.
Jon will ride Rhaegal. I am crossing my
fingers in the hope that Bran will be able to warg into Viserion.
For all the talk of incest being
hideous from Emilia Clarke, lest we forget, Daenerys is herself a product of
incest. Any denigration from her of her and Jon fucking is only an indictment of
her own birth. I’m not bothered by incest in Game of Thrones, it’s produced Rhaegar,
Dany, Myrcella and Tommen, all pretty sweet people. Tyrion and Jaime had
parents that were cousins. If it now becomes a significant issue on the show
that seems a little disingenuous. I feel like Jon and Daenerys as we’ve been
shown in the show so far would not be turned off each other.
I would like to see Varys’ reaction to
Littlefinger’s death.
I would love to see Jon and Arya
reunite and discuss swords.
Can we get some direwolves back?
Theon will rescue Yara and both will
defeat Euron.
Cersei will die before the birth of her
baby, I’m not sure how. Maybe strangled by Jaime, though a death by Wildfire
seems more poetic, all things considered.
I don’t know where Gendry is. He’s
unlikely to still be at Eastwatch otherwise we’d have seen him die under the
collapsed wall. Hopefully he’s making his way to Winterfell for a reunion with
Arya. If he wasn’t getting killed off in Beyond the Wall, they must be keeping
him around for some reason.
I do not know what will happen to Sansa
next year, but it’s likely if Jon takes the Throne with Daenerys, Sansa will be
the Lady of Winterfell. No idea who her Lord will be. Hopefully not Robin
Arryn! Is she still technically Tyrion’s wife? I’d like this addressed if they
Tyrion arrives at Winterfell next year.
I’m hopeful that Grey Worm and
Missandei will get back together, though the odds are against them having a
happy ending.
I’m certain Tormund and Beric are fine,
they’re seen running west while the Wall falls.
I hope Ser Jorah makes it through Season
Eight alive, he’s been through too much to die now! Maybe he could meet Lyanna.
I am a bit bored of battle episodes
where we have clear heroes who are basically getting fucked until someone comes
up to save them. I want to see people win with ingenuity, not luck. The Lord of
the Rings has influenced battle scenes for too long. As much as I love Gandalf/Rohirrim/Ghost
Army/Knights of the Vale/Dragons coming in stage left just when you think All
is Lost, it’s really overdone. Let’s see some strategy next year.
Who will sit on the Throne next year? I
feel that Daenerys and Jon ruling together with Tyrion as an advisor is too
simple an ending. One of them’s got to die, right? I would not be happy if
Tyrion died, he deserves to be Lord of Casterly Rock with Jaime. I would not
like to see the Lannister bloodline die, Tyrion and Jaime need an heir. While
it would be massively fanservicey for Jaime and Brienne to make kids, I don’t
think Brienne is there. I also get the sense that Jaime and Cersei will kill
each other, it’s the poetry of how they came into the world together, they
leave if together. I don’t know who Tyrion will end up with but I hope he gets
what he wants. If after all the battles, Jon dies leaving a pregnant Daenerys
on the Throne, it would match up well to what the show has set up. If the Lord
of Light brought him back for a reason and that reason is to defeat the Night
King, he’s got to die once he does. That ending is a bit Pirates of the Caribbean.
As much as the show terrified me this year that Daenerys might die, I don’t
think she will. The show is her story. In the War of the Roses, the Lancasters
and Yorks fought each other until Henry Tudor came over from France to defeat
Richard II and take the Throne. Dany has been the Henry Tudor of the show. But
after all that, the show hasn’t really endorsed having a monarch as giving a
stable land. I feel that ending isn’t GRRM enough. It would work in the show,
Dany being queen happily ever after. The writing of the books has never been
that interested in good people being good rulers.
I don’t know. I’m excited to find out.
Speaking of finding things out – let’s
tell you your scores! But first, here’s why some points were given:
Possible
points of contention
Euron gains points for visiting King’s
Landing as he was last seen at Casterly Rock.
Tyrion gets points for reuniting with
Cersei but not Jaime. He and Jaime reunited recently and at no point in each
other’s absence was there doubt about their whereabouts.
Everyone in the Dragonpit gets points
for encountering a wight, even the Hound as although he’s been at the wight’s
side since their first encounter, he leaves the Wight for a brief period.
Jon and Tyrion get points for making an
inspiring speech with their plea to Cersei. Although she isn’t won over, Jaime and everyone else is.
Tyrion pours Cersei wine but she does not drink,
giving her points for turning down wine.
I’m giving points to Cersei’s false proclamation
about the Lannisters joining forces with Daenerys as making an inspiring
speech. It wins the crowd over, even though she’s lying.
Theon’s cheer that is taken up by the rest of the
Ironborn counts as an inspiring speech.
Bran has two visions plus a flashback and gets
points for all three. In order, he has a vision of the wedding between Rhaegar
and Lyanna, then has a flashback to his vision of Jon’s birth, then has a
vision of Wall collapsing.
Bran gets points for reuniting with Ned, Lyanna and
Jon. Lyanna, Ned and Jon do not get points for encountering him. Lyanna and Ned
do not also get points for encountering each other as the scene takes place
after they’ve encountered.
Jon gets points for being naked twice, first for
his sex scene and second for his birth scene.
Jon and Tyrion are the only characters to get
points for travelling by boat three times (to King’s Landing, to Dragonstone
and to Winterfell). On the final boat journey, only Jon, Tyrion and Daenerys
are shown. It is uncertain if Davos, Melisandre et al are with them so the
others only gain points for travelling by boat to King’s Landing and
Dragonstone. Daenerys gets points for travelling by boat only once as it’s not
certain how she travelled from King’s Landing to Dragonstone.
Tormund, Beric, Viserion and The Night King get
points for appearing in Bran’s vision.
Tormund and Beric continue to be capped at a
maximum of 5 wight encounters, despite the intimidating army beneath them.
We only see two White Walkers, the one of the horse
and the Night King, so Tormund and Beric only receive points twice.
Character
Scores
Here is a full list of the characters and their
awarded points. If one of your characters does not appear in the following
lists, this is due to their absence from the episode, for which you shall be
deducted five points per character:
Group A – Main Characters
Arya Stark – -5 points: appears (+5), kills (-10)
Bran Stark – 270 points: appears (+5), mentions
Rhaegar (+25), mentions Lyanna (+25), 2x has vision (+40), has onscreen
flashback (+50), 3x reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), mentions
Iron Throne (+15)
Cersei
Lannister – 125 points: appears (+5), reunites with
previously lost blood relative (+30), 2 x encounters dragon (+20), encounters
wight (+20), turns down wine (+10), makes inspiring speech (+20)
Daenerys
Targaryen – 120 points: appears (+5), visits King’s
Landing (+15), encounters wight (+20), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys
map of armies (+15), travels by boat (+15), gets naked (+15), has sex (+20)
Jaime
Lannister – 90 points: appears (+5), 2 x encounters
dragon (+20), encounters wight (+20), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), rides
horse (+10)
Jon Snow – 250 points: appears (+5), 3 x travels by
boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), makes inspiring speech (+20), encounters
wight (+20), mentions dragonglass (+10), kills a wight (+15), visits
Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), appears in vision (+40),
2x gets naked (+15), has sex (+20)
Sansa Stark – 5 points: appears (+5)
Tyrion
Lannister – 183 points: appears (+5), 3x travels by
boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), says C word (+10), reunites with
previously lost blood relative (+30), makes inspiring speech (+20), encounters
wight (+20), drinks wine (+8), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of
armies (+15),
Group B – Supporting Mains
Brienne of
Tarth – 80 points: appears (+5), visits King’s
Landing (+15), 2 x encounters dragon (+20), encounters wight (+20)
Petyr
Baelish – -25 points: appears (+5), dies (-30)
Samwell
Tarly – 55 points: appears (+5), mentions Rhaegar
(+25), mentions Lyanna (+25)
Ser Davos Seaworth – 100 points: appears (+5), 2x travels by
boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), encounters wight (+20), visits
Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
Theon
Greyjoy – 140 points: appears (+5), 2x travels by
boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), reunites with previously lost blood
relative (+30), encounters wight (+20), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly
surveys map of armies (+15), gets injured (-5), inflicts harm (-5), makes
inspiring speech (+20)
Varys – 100 points: appears (+5), 2x travels by
boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), encounters wight (+20), visits
Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
Group C – Rest of the Mains
Gilly – 5 points: appears (+5)
Missandei – 100 points: appears (+5), 2x travels by
boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), encounters wight (+20), visits
Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
Sandor
Clegane – 105 points: appears (+5), travels by boat
(+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), says C word (+10), reunites with previously
lost blood relative (+30), encounters wight (+20), unsheathes sword (+10)
Ser Bronn – 15 points: appears (+5), first line (+10)
Tormund
Giantsbane – 255 points: appears (+5), appears in
vision (+40), 5x encounters wight (+20), 2x encounters White Walker (+40),
encounters dragon (+20), last line (+20), last on screen (+30)
Group D – Side Characters
Beric
Dondarrion – 275 points: appears (+5), appears in
vision (+40), 5x encounters wight (+20), 2x encounters White Walker (+40),
encounters dragon (+20), last on screen (+30)
Grey Worm – 65 points: appears (+5), first on screen
(+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys
map of armies (+15)
Podrick
Payne – 20 points: appears (+5), visits King’s
Landing (+15)
Group E – Side Characters to the Side Characters
Euron
Greyjoy – 125 points: appears (+5), travels by boat
(+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), reunites with previously lost blood
relative (+30), 2 x encounters dragon (+20), encounters wight (+20)
Yohn Royce – 5 points: appears (+5)
Group F – Weirdos
Qyburn – 65 points: appears (+5), 2 x encounters
dragon (+20), encounters wight (+20)
Ser Gregor
Clegane – 105 points: appears (+5), reunites with
previously lost blood relative (+30), 2 x encounters dragon (+20), encounters
wight (+20), unsheathes sword (+10)
The Night
King – 125 points: appears (+5), appears in
vision (+40), crosses the Wall (+50), last on screen (+30)
Group G – Animals
Drogon – 20 points: appears (+5), visits King’s
Landing (+15)
Rhaegal – 20 points: appears (+5), visits King’s
Landing (+15)
Viserion – 125 points: appears (+5), appears in
vision (+40), 2x kills someone (-10), crosses the Wall (+50), last line (+20),
last on screen (+30)
Group H – Dead but not Forgotten
Lord Eddard
Stark – 45 points: appears (+5), appears in
vision (+40)
Lyanna Stark – 95 points: appears (+5), appears in
vision (+40), gets married (+35), has kiss (+15)
Group I – Are these fuckers coming back?
Ser Jorah
Mormont – 100 points: appears (+5), 2x travels by
boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), encounters wight (+20), visits
Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
The
Leaderboard
Players can see their scores by consulting their
initials in the table below.
This week’s points champion is FS, well done for gaining
the most points this episode!
This year’s wooden spoon goes to SP. Unfortunately
two of her team members didn’t make an appearance this season, Brienne let her
down by barely doing anything, as did Gilly, Lyanna Mormont and Nymeria. It was
a struggle but she gained over 1500 points anyway (which would have placed her
6th last year) so well done!
Congratulations to MH, KAK, RCB and SV for making
the top five this year! Special props to me, MH, by clinging onto fifth place
by a single point.
…and the winner of the Game of Thrones Fantasy
League Season Six is…MP! Bravo! He trailed at the bottom for five weeks, climbing
up to second last week and snatching victory this week. What an exciting race! Six
members of his team fought in the Frozen Lake Battle and that was his Joker
episode. Outstanding work, and he managed to come first despite not having a
dragon on his team. A magical achievement. I will be in touch about your prizes
soon!
Well done, everyone! I loved doing the league this
year, and I am reassembling the groups for Season Eight. The Joker episodes
were an exciting addition to league play this year and I will be switching up
the formula again.
Thanks for playing, it’s been a blast!