Tuesday, 15 August 2017

The Game of Thrones Fantasy League – 7.05 – Eastwatch

Game of Thrones – 7.05 – Eastwatch


Are you ready for the biggest winning episode of the season? This episode contained a massive amount of content for gaining points: seven characters crossing the Wall and being the last on screen, eight relatives reuniting after war, boating all over Westeros, pregnancy, Bran having a vision and Gendry finally gaining a glut of points for the seven players that chose him. This episode awarded 1645 points, beating the previous top scorer Dragonstone (1326 points).

I greatly enjoyed how much happened in the episode, how where we are at the beginning of the episode is nowhere near where we are at the end of the episode. I couldn’t believe we were getting Tyrion returning to King’s Landing this episode. I’m really enjoying the pace.

The plan to catch a wight and bring it to King’s Landing is a logical idea. My guess is that this wight won’t be a random, but one of the seven marching through the gate is going to die and get reanimated by the Night King. This particular wight, having a key role in a plotline, would get featured more than any of the other wight actors, so I can see the show getting one of their featured actors to play reanimated dead. Who could it be?

Highly unlikely
Jon Snow – surrounded by plot armour, potential romance, dragon taming, no chance of him dying again

It could happen
Tormund – his death would be a blow but he’s the only wildling with a name left, so it’s unlikely they’ll bump him off and bring in a new actor who can speak for all the wildlings.
Gendry – he would be in the next column if not for the actor being featured in the opening credits. Important actors like Dame Diana Rigg and Jim Broadbent haven’t even got their name in the opening credits. I feel that if he was about to get killed, they wouldn’t have gone to the trouble of featuring him as a regular.
Ser Jorah – it would be very cruel to survive becoming a Stone Man to become an Ice Man. While it would be emotionally devastating, I feel Ser Jorah is not going to die until he sees Daenerys on the throne.

I’d be worried about these guys
Beric – I’m certain there will be a point where he gets killed, but Thoros will bring him back mid battle at least once. I wonder how the Night King will react to that…
Thoros – As one of the few people that can bring people back from the dead, I can see the show wanting to get rid of that plot convenience, and raise the stakes by eliminating him and his resurrection powers.
The Hound – The frontrunner for me. My reasoning behind this is that this mission is about bringing a reanimated body back to King’s Landing for Cersei: from a storytelling perspective, it would be most effective for the wight to be someone Cersei knows, and even more than that, someone we know Cersei knows. Cersei is likely to know Beric, Thoros, Ser Jorah and possibly even Gendry, but while they may not have ever interacted, Cersei and the Hound have definitely been in several scenes together all through seasons one and two. I foresee The Hound dying a hero’s death, and getting reanimated as a wight in the next episode. In the finale, he’ll get manacled and brought to King’s Landing and displayed to Cersei, Qyburn and of course the other reanimated dead Clegane brother. At that point, he will rampage and destroy his brother, and potentially kill Cersei too (she has been prophesised to meet her death at the hands of a “little brother”. Most believe it will be Jaime or Tyrion, but Sandor is also a “little brother”). That’s my theory, guys!

Possible points of contention

As mentioned in last week’s post, Jaime gains points for coming back from the status of being questionably dead.

Bronn makes the first noise, but Jaime has the first line, meaning both get points for having the first line of the episode

Bran in raven form gains points for encountering the Night King, but does not gain points for encountering the wights. The reason being that the wights while conscious of the ravens probably aren’t conscious of Bran. The Night King seems to be aware of Bran’s presence through the raven, so while Bran “encounters” the Night King from the Godswood, but not the wights.

Both Cersei and Jaime are awarded points for getting pregnant. While there is no concrete proof that Cersei is telling the truth, I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt.

Daenerys and Jon, Jaime and Tyrion plus Cersei, and Drogon and Rhaegal plus Viserion all gain points for encountering their relatives after the battle. When a character goes into battle, their status becomes “lost” for the purposes of awarding points. Therefore any character departing their relatives to participate in a battle gains points for reuniting with them after the battle. As Randyll and Dickon were in the same battle, Randyll does not gain points for encountering Dickon.

Jon, having encountered Drogon in episode 3, gains encounters dragon points again for this more intimate session.

In addition to Drogon gaining points for encountering Rhaegal and Viserion after the battle, he also gains “encounters dragon” points, as do they.

Jon gains points for giving an inspiring speech due to the one he gives Daenerys in the Dragonstone war room.

Jaime, Bronn and Tyrion gain points for encountering the skeleton of the dragon Balerion.

Ser Davos travels by boat three times this episode, to Kings Landing, to Dragonstone, and to Eastwatch-by-the-Sea. He gets points for each time.

Gendry, having last been seen in the show on Dragonstone, is found in King’s Landing. For this, he gains “visits King’s Landing” points.

Davos calls Gendry “Clovis” gaining him points for using a false name.

Davos does not appear to go back for the bribe he’d given to the two goldcloaks and is deducted points for parting with money.

Tyrion gives Jorah a coin, meaning he is deducted points for parting with money.

It’s not clear what Thoros is drinking from his flask, but I’ve decided it’s most likely wine, giving him “drinks wine” points.

Character Scores
Here is a full list of the characters and their awarded points. If one of your characters does not appear in the following lists, this is due to their absence from the episode, for which you shall be deducted five points per character:

Group A – Main Characters
Arya Stark – 5 points: appears (+5)
Bran Stark – 85 points: appears (+5), has vision (+40), encounters White Walker (+40)
Cersei Lannister – 70 points: appears (+5), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), gets pregnant (+20), has kiss (+15)
Daenerys Targaryen – 80 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), gets kissed (+15)
Jaime Lannister – 185 points: appears (+5), comes back from the dead (+45), first on screen (+15), first line (+10), visits King’s Landing (+15), 2 X reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), encounters dragon (+20), has kiss (+15)
Jon Snow – 190 points: appears (+5), encounters dragon (+20), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), says episode title (+10), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), makes inspiring speech (+20), travels by boat (+15), last line (+10), crosses the Wall (+50), last on screen (+15)
Sansa Stark – 5 points: appears (+5)
Tyrion Lannister – 133 points: appears (+5), drinks wine (+8), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), 2 x travels by boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), encounters dragon (+20), visits Dragonstone (+15), parts with money (-5)

Group B – Supporting Mains
Petyr Baelish – 5 points: appears (+5)
Samwell Tarly – 18 points: appears (+5), studies a book (+13)
Ser Davos Seaworth – 100 points: appears (+5), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), 3 x travels by boat (+15), visits King’s Landing (+15), uses false name (+10), parts with money (-5), visits Dragonstone (+15)
Varys – 28 points: appears (+5), drinks wine (+8), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)

Group C – Rest of the Mains
Gilly – 43 points: appears (+5), studies a book (+13), mentions Rhaegar (+25)
Sandor Clegane – 70 points: appears (+5), crosses the Wall (+50), last on screen (+15)
Ser Bronn – 75 points: appears (+5), first on screen (+15), first line (+10), says C word (+10), visits King’s Landing (+15), encounters dragon (+20)
Tormund Giantsbane – 70 points: appears (+5), crosses the Wall (+50), last on screen (+15)

Group D – Side Characters
Beric Dondarrion – 70 points: appears (+5), crosses the Wall (+50), last on screen (+15)

Group E – Side Characters to the Side Characters
Randyll Tarly – -10 points: appears (+5), gets killed by a dragon (+15), dies (-30)
Robett Glover – 5 points: appears (+5)
Thoros of Myr – 78 points: appears (+5), crosses the Wall (+50), drinks wine (+8), last on screen (+15)
Yohn Royce – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group F – Weirdos
Qyburn – 5 points: appears (+5)
The Night King – 55 points: appears (+5), appears in vision (+40), rides horse (+10)

Group G – Animals
Drogon – 100 points: appears (+5), 2 x kills (-10), visits Dragonstone (+15), 2 x encounters previously lost blood relative (+30), 2 x encounters dragon (+20)
Rhaegal – 55 points: appears (+5), encounters previously lost blood relative (+30), encounters dragon (+20)
Viserion – 55 points: appears (+5), encounters previously lost blood relative (+30), encounters dragon (+20)

Group H – Dead but not Forgotten
Yet again, these guys sat out the episode.

Group I – Are these fuckers coming back?
Gendry – 110 points: appears (+5), visits King’s Landing (+15), 2 x kills (-10), 2 x travels by boat (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15), crosses the Wall (+50), last on screen (+15)
Ser Jorah Mormont – 130 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), travels by boat (+15), has kiss (+15), crosses the Wall (+50), last on screen (+15)

The Leaderboard

Players can see their scores by consulting their initials in the table below. Our points champion this week is SM, who not only gained a four-figure sum of points but shot up nine places straight to the top of the board! Also want to give a little mention of congrats to JH for leapfrogging up the board 11 places. Spectacular!



Check back next week for “7.06 – Beyond the Wall”!

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

The Game of Thrones Fantasy League – 7.04 – The Spoils of War

Game of Thrones – 7.04 – The Spoils of War

Only three of these gems left for another year (or more).


A thrilling episode but an unfortunate showing for points this week. This episode saw the smallest amounts of points awarded this season, with just 598 gained across the board; the previous lowest was ep 2 with 1100 points! Sadly, many of you (myself included) had this chosen for their Joker ep. Big mistake. The episode kept to few locations and characters, and was the shortest episode ever, so there was a slim chance of gaining points for this one.

Possible points of contention

It’s uncertain who has the first line of the episode, Bronn is the person who we first see clearly talking on screen, but before his line is someone calling for the cart to halt. The person ordering is most likely Jaime so points for having the first line get awarded to both.

Littlefinger does not get points for unsheathing the dagger because it’s not a sword.

Jon and Dany grimly survey a mural of armies inside the cave, not a map of armies.

Jon gets points for mentioning Lyanna as he says “My mother…”

Arya and Ned’s bones get points for reuniting with each other. Ned and Sansa also get points for being in the same scene together for the first time on screen since Sansa’s return to Winterfell last season.

Brienne doesn’t get penalised for harming Podrick or Arya as they both seem pretty fine.

Daenerys and Drogon both get points for leading the army into battle. As the Lannister troops are ambushed, Jaime gets no points.

Although Randyll isn’t seen encountering Drogon, we know he must as he was a part of the Lannister forces.

Tyrion, Dany and Drogon all gain points for winning the battle.

Last line points are all split between Tyrion, Jaime and Drogon. Tyrion has the last line of dialogue, but Drogon and Jaime make the last noises.

Controversially, I’m giving Jaime minus points for dying. I don’t believe he has died, I’m fairly sure Tyrion wouldn’t let his brother drown, and there is very thick plot armour surrounding Jaime, I’m totally sure he’s returning alive next week. But the show clearly wants us to think he’s dead, even to the point of using the same end credits that ran over Hodor’s death back in The Door. Next week, if he is found to be alive, he will gain Comes Back from the Dead points (worth +45 points).

Character Scores
Here is a full list of the characters and their awarded points. If one of your characters does not appear in the following lists, this is due to their absence from the episode, for which you shall be deducted five points per character:

Group A – Main Characters
Arya Stark – 130 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15), 3 X reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), mentions Valerian steel (+10), unsheathes sword (+10)
Bran Stark – 35 points: appears (+5), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30)
Cersei Lannister – 28 points: appears (+5), drinks wine (+8), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
Daenerys Targaryen – 70 points: appears (+5), leads army into battle (+25), wins battle (+40)
Jaime Lannister – 65 points: appears (+5), first on screen (+15), parts with money (-5), first line (+10), comments on Lannister’s debts (+20), rides horse (+15), encounters dragon (+20), unsheathes sword (+10), 2 x kills (-10), last line (+10), last on screen (+15), dies (-30)
Jon Snow – 30 points: appears (+5), mentions Lyanna (+25)
Sansa Stark – 65 points: appears (+5), 2 x reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30)
Tyrion Lannister – 85 points: appears (+5), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), last line (+10), wins battle (+40)

Group B – Supporting Mains
Brienne of Tarth – 5 points: appears (+5)
Petyr Baelish – 5 points: appears (+5)
Ser Davos Seaworth – 5 points: appears (+5)
Theon Greyjoy – 20 points: appears (+5), travels by boat (+15)
Varys – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group C – Rest of the Mains
Missandei – 5 points: appears (+5)
Ser Bronn – 45 points: appears (+5), first on screen (+15), first line (+10), rides horse (+15), encounters dragon (+20), unsheathes sword (+10), 2 x kills (-10), parts with money (-5), inflicts harm (-5)

Group D – Side Characters
Meera Reed – 5 points: appears (+5)
Podrick Payne – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group E – Side Characters to the Side Characters
Randyll Tarly – 40 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15), encounters dragon (+20)

Group F – Weirdos
None were to be found in this episode.

Group G – Animals
Drogon – 55 points: appears (+5), leads army into battle (+25), 2 X kills (-10), gets injured (-5), last line (+10), wins battle (+40)
Rhaegal – 5 points: appears (+5)
Viserion – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group H – Dead but not Forgotten
Lord Eddard Stark – 65 points: appears (+5), 2 x reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30)

Group I – Are these fuckers coming back?
Tycho Nestoris – 20 points: appears (+5), grimly surveys map of armies, (+15)

Mid-season review

Being at the halfway point in the season, you may be interested to learn which combination of characters is currently doing best.

Daenerys Targaryen – 385 points
Arya Stark – 332 points
Theon Greyjoy or Varys – 190 points
Missandei – 210 points
Grey Worm – 270 points
Euron Greyjoy – 290 points
The Night King – 45 points
Drogon – 110 points
Lord Eddard Stark – 90 points
Tycho Nestoris – 90 points

They would make a team with a total of 2012 points at this point!

Conversely, here’s the worst performers in their groups:

Bran Stark – 160 points
Sansa Stark – 125 points
Brienne of Tarth – 5 points
Tormund Giantsbane – -10 points
Robin Arryn – -20 points
Edmure Tully or Nymeria Sand – -20 points
Benjen/Kinvara/Quaithe – -20 points
Ser Pounce/Ghost – -20 points
Aerys/Catelyn/Lyanna/Brynden/Syrio – -20 points
Daario/Gendry/Jaqen/Salladhor – -20 points

That combo makes a team with a combined total of 160 points. Woof!

The Leaderboard

Players can see their scores by consulting their initials in the table below. Congratulations to myself for gaining the most points for this episode, and congratulations to DP for remaining number one after three straight weeks!



Check back next week for “7.05 – Eastwatch”, a title that seems to tease the arrival of White Walkers south of The Wall. FINALLY!

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

The Game of Thrones Fantasy League – 7.03 – The Queen’s Justice

Game of Thrones – 7.03 – The Queen’s Justice



Despite being a shorter order of episodes this year, it feels like the content of this season will equate to or exceed what would be contained in a typical ten episode season. The pace of this episode in particular was very swift. The resolution of character arcs was also exactingly perfect. Both of the poisoned Lannister children were avenged with poison, (though who knows what’s going to happen with Ellaria). This focus on ensuring character deaths are layered with meaning makes me feel positive about the fates of sure-to-die characters like Cersei and Melisandre. Since veering from the book a lot of the character deaths have felt poetically righteous: Ramsay eaten by the dogs he used on his victims, High Sparrow blown up in a church, Nymeria killed by her whip, Obara killed by her spear, Walder Frey’s throat getting slit after having Cat’s throat get slit. It makes me very curious as to how Ser Gregor will go out.

Just want to recognise Tyrion as the MVP of the episode, guiding Jon and Dany into a respectful relationship. Only ten episodes left! Don’t want them to waste time squabbling over who’s monarch of where.

Also want to recognise Tycho Nestoris for being the highest scoring character in Group I after just one episode….shame not a single person picked him!

I enjoyed Davos mentioning that Narth is known for its butterflies, which explains why Natalie Emmanuel’s sigil in the opening credits is a butterfly, I had always wondered.

There’s a lot to unpack from this episode that I haven’t mentioned: Euron taunting Jaime, Littlefinger’s speech, Jorah’s healing. These episodes are getting so dense!

Points were up this week, thanks to several successful battles, lots of blood relatives reuniting and some newbies encountering dragons for the first time. Have a look and see how you did!

Possible points of contention

Davos and Jon get points for encountering all three dragons.

Daenerys and Jon both receive points for encountering a previously lost blood relative. I’ll let you figure out why.

I’m going to allow the courtyard at Winterfell to count as a garden, giving Littlefinger and Sansa points for walking around a garden plotting. Yonn doesn’t get points as he doesn’t appear to plot at any point, just answer Sansa.

Tyrion’s brilliant monologue over the storming of Casterly Rock unfortunately runs at 2m45s, so no monologue points for him.

Olenna macabrely recites a line from the poem The Rains of Castermere, but that didn’t count to me as singing, so no singing points for her.

Jaime pours wine for himself but doesn’t drink any in the scene and leaves a full glass, which gives him points for turning down wine.

Jaime gains last on screen points as well as Olenna. The rules of being seen last on screen mean that you need to feature in the last shot, not the last frame (this also counts for being first on screen). As the last shot includes Jamie walking out of frame, he gets points.

I’m deducting points from Olenna and Tyene for dying this week as I’m fairly certain that we won’t see them alive again. If they aren’t dead in the next episodes, I will add the points back.

Character Scores
Here is a full list of the characters and their awarded points. If one of your characters does not appear in the following lists, this is due to their absence from the episode, for which you shall be deducted five points per character:

Group A – Main Characters
Bran Stark – 85 points: appears (+5), crosses the Wall (+50), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30)
Cersei Lannister – 138 points: appears (+5), makes inspiring speech (+20), monologues for over three minutes (+30), kills someone (-10), 2 x has kiss (+15), has sex (+20), gets naked (+15), drinks wine (+8), comments on Lannisters paying their debts (+20)
Daenerys Targaryen – 115 points: appears (+5), encounters previously lost blood relative (+30), mentions dragonglass (+10), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), mentions Rhaegar (+25), 2 x mentions Iron Throne (+15)
Jaime Lannister – 153 points: appears (+5), drinks wine (+8), has kiss (+15), has sex (+20), gets naked (+15), leads army into battle (+25), rides horse (+10), wins battle (+40), turns down wine (+10), last on screen (+15) kills someone (-10)
Jon Snow – 140 points: appears (+5), first on screen (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15), travels by boat (+15), 3 x encounters dragon (+20), encounters previously lost blood relative (+30)
Sansa Stark – 50 points: appears (+5), walks around garden plotting (+15), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30)
Tyrion Lannister – 55 points: appears (+5), first on screen (+15), first line (+10), mentions obsidian (+10), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)

Group B – Supporting Mains
Petyr Baelish – 20 points: appears (+5), walks around garden plotting (+15)
Samwell Tarly – 5 points: appears (+5)
Ser Davos Seaworth – 125 points: appears (+5), first on screen (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15), travels by boat (+15), 3 x encounters dragon (+20), mentions Iron Throne (+15)
Theon Greyjoy – 20 points: appears (+5), travels by boat (+15)
Varys – 20 points: appears (+5), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)

Group C – Rest of the Mains
Ellaria Sand – 20 points: appears (+5), visits Kings Landing (+15)
Melisandre – 20 points: appears (+5), mentions Iron Throne (+15)
Missandei – 35 points: appears (+5), first on screen (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
Ser Bronn – 20 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15)

Group D – Side Characters
Grey Worm – 90 points: appears (+5), travels by boat (+15), visits Casterly Rock (+25), leads army into battle (+25), 2 x kills (-10), wins battle (+40)
Meera Reed – 55 points: appears (+5), crosses the Wall (+50)
Olenna Tyrell – 8 points: appears (+5), says C word (+10), drinks wine (+8), gets poisoned (-10), last line (+10), last on screen (+15), dies (-30)
Yara Greyjoy – 20 points: appears (+5), visits Kings Landing (+15)

Group E – Side Characters to the Side Characters
Euron Greyjoy – 115 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15), visits Kings Landing (+15), travels by boat (+15) leads army into battle (+25), wins battle (+40)
Randyll Tarly – 20 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15)
Tyene Sand – -5 points: appears (+5), visits Kings Landing (+15), has kiss (+15), gets poisoned (-10), dies (-30)
Yohn Royce – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group F – Weirdos
Qyburn – 5 points: appears (+5)
Ser Gregor Clegane – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group G – Animals
Drogon – 5 points: appears (+5)
Rhaegal – 5 points: appears (+5)
Viserion – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group H – Dead but not Forgotten
None of these characters were in this episode.

Group I – Are these fuckers coming back?
Ser Jorah Mormont – 5 points: appears (+5)
Tycho Nestoris – 80 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), visits King’s Landing (+15), turns down wine (+10)

The Leaderboard

Players can see their scores by consulting their initials in the table below. Congratulations to KC for being this week’s points champion and congrats to DP for holding on to the top spot for another week!



Coincidentally, those were the only players to pick episode 3 as their Joker episode, so not surprising that they’re in 1st and 2nd place. 8 players, including myself have picked next week’s episode as their Joker so we may be looking at a very different leaderboard next week!


See you then for “7.04 – The Spoils of War”...

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

The Game of Thrones Fantasy League – 7.02 – Stormborn

Game of Thrones – 7.02 – Stormborn




We’re off to see the Rock! I’m thrilled to hear that after five books and six seasons of hearing about Casterly Rock, we’re likely to visit it this season. But not yet, first we are to deal with Stormborn: Arya and Nymeria reunited and parted. This was extremely underwhelming, I hope Arya’s reunion with The North is more satisfying. Jon is off to meet Dany, which means there might be some “reuniting with previously lost blood relative points” to hand over next time. This has been put into action by the appearance of Melisandre, so she doesn’t seem to take Davos’ threat of her murder seriously as he’d certainly join Jon. She should scarper. After last year’s finale disappointed us with the deprivation of seeing Daenerys and Varys first meet, I was pleased that these two characters whose destinies are so related interacted on screen.

Theon’s growth back to normalcy was showing promise but as it proved in his test at the end of the episode, he can only progress so far, so stunted has it been by the deranged terrors he met at the hands of Ramsay. Theon’s solution, though disheartening, seems wholly in keeping with realism. He managed heroics at Winterfell when he was off Myranda’s radar. Having the spotlight on him and being goaded by his bonkers uncle is another situation entirely. I hope he pulls himself together soon.

And another thing, could the return of Hot Pie be priming us for the return of dare I say it…GENDRY?

Maybe he could pick Theon up?

Another good showing for points this week with 1100 getting awarded to the characters. We’ve finally started the Joker episodes, but only two people picked this episode to net them double points. Both players had Bran on their team who wasn’t in this episode so sadly, for now, it doesn’t look like this gamble has paid off as much as it could have done. We shall see.

Possible points of contention

Daenerys, Tyrion, Varys and Grey Worm get points twice for grimly surveying the map of armies in the Dragonstone war room in the first scene and again later with the assembled heads of Greyjoy, Martell and Tyrell. Missandei doesn’t appear to look at the map at all in the first scene so does not get points until the second scene.

It is not clear that Ellaria, Obara, Nymeria, Tyene or Olenna are coming to Dragonstone from Essos, and therefore do not receive points for crossing the Narrow Sea. They do, however all gain points for visiting Dragonstone.

I have chosen to award Cersei and Qyburn points for encountering the skull of Balerion the Dragon as that technically counts as encountering a dragon. I have not awarded them points for encountering the other skulls.

As Cersei and Qyburn get points for encountering Balerion, so does Jon for encountering Ned’s bones.

Despite Grey Worm’s castration, his bedroom scene with Missandei counts as having sex.

I have chosen to not deduct Sam any inflicting harm minus points for his purging scene with Ser Jorah as this is arguably a method of healing him. Conversely, I am not deducting Ser Jorah for being caused pain.

Sadly, Arya does not gain any points for her scene with Nymeria as they aren’t blood related. There is also no “encounters direwolf” option, perhaps something I’ll rectify for season 8.

Yara does not gain points for leading an army into battle as this skirmish was an ambush.

Theon doesn’t appear to kill anyone in the sea battle and has not been deducted points for killing.

Theon and Euron split last line points, with Euron speaking the last sentence and Theon making the last sound of the episode.

Euron, Yara, Ellaria and Tyene do not receive points for being last on screen. Although Euron’s ship is prominently in frame, it is impossible to discern any figures on the boat, unlike in the first scene where you could make out Dany, Tyrion and co through the large window in the Dragonstone war room.

Group A – Main Characters
Arya Stark – 32 points: appears (+5), eats (+7), rides horse (+10), unsheathes sword (+10)
Cersei Lannister – 40 points: appears (+5), mentions Iron Throne (+15), encounters dragon (+20)
Daenerys Targaryen – 50 points: appears (+5), first person on screen (+15), 2 x grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
Jaime Lannister – 5 points: appears (+5)
Jon Snow – 70 points: appears (+5), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), mentions dragonglass (+10), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), rides horse (+10)
Sansa Stark – 5 points: appears (+5)
Tyrion Lannister – 60 points: appears (+5), first line (+10), first person on screen (+15), 2 x grimly surveys map of armies (+15)

Group B – Supporting Mains
Brienne of Tarth – 5 points: appears (+5)
Petyr Baelish – 5 points: appears (+5)
Samwell Tarly – 18 points: appears (+5), studies book (+13)
Ser Davos Seaworth – 15 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+10)
Theon Greyjoy – 155 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), travels by boat (+15), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), last line (+10), last on screen (+15)
Varys – 80 points: appears (+5), first person on screen (+15), 2 x grimly surveys map of armies (+15), 2 x mentions Iron Throne (+15)

Group C – Rest of the Mains
Ellaria Sand – 65 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), travels by boat (+15), kisses (+15)
Melisandre – 20 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15)
Missandei – 85 points: appears (+5), first person on screen (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), kisses (+15), gets naked (+15), has sex (+20)

Group D – Side Characters
Grey Worm – 100 points: appears (+5), first person on screen (+15), 2 x grimly surveys map of armies (+15), kisses (+15), gets naked (+15), has sex (+20)
Obara Sand – 0 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15), travels by boat (+15), injures (-5), dies (-30)
Olenna Tyrell – 35 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15)
Yara Greyjoy – 130 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), travels by boat (+15), kisses (+15), unsheathes sword (+10), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), 2 x kills (-10), gets injured (-5)

Group E – Side Characters to the Side Characters
Euron Greyjoy – 140 points: appears (+5), travels by boat (+15), 2 x reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30), leads army into battle (+25), 2 x kills (-10), gets injured (-5), uses C word (+10), last line (+10), wins a battle (+40)
Lyanna Mormont – 25 points: appears (+5), comments on current state of Winter (+20)
Nymeria Sand – -5 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15), travels by boat (+15), kills (-10), dies (-30)
Randyll Tarly – 20 points: appears (+5), visits KL (+15)
Robett Glover – 5 points: appears (+5)
Tyene Sand – 15 points: appears (+5), visits Dragonstone (+15), travels by boat (+15), 2 x kills (-10)
Yohn Royce – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group F – Weirdos
Qyburn – 25 points: appears (+5), encounters dragon (+20)
Ser Gregor Clegane – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group G – Animals
Nymeria – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group H – Dead but not Forgotten
Lord Eddard Stark – 35 points: appears (+5), reunites with previously lost blood relative (+30)

Group I – Are these fuckers coming back?
Ser Jorah Mormont – 5 points: appears (+5)

The Leaderboard

Players can see their scores by consulting their initials in the table below. Congratulations to EG for gaining the most points this episode. And a massive well done to DP for climbing up to first place on the leaderboard.




Check back next week for “7.03 – The Queen’s Justice”, an episode title that makes me queasy for Yara, Ellaria and Tyene’s fate in front of Cersei.

* SPECULATION *

I can’t honestly see either of them living to episode 7.04. Ellaria has to face punishment for Myrcella’s poisoning which will probably result in Tyene getting executed in front of her, before she dies herself. And Yara (if not retained for depraved retribution from Euron) is unlikely to bend the knee to Cersei if brought before her, which means she’ll probably die too.

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

The Game of Thrones Fantasy League – 7.01 – Dragonstone

Game of Thrones – 7.01 – Dragonstone

Welcome back! And Welcome to this year’s new players!


Touch the ground with gravitas: you are finally home.
Home at The Game of Thrones Fantasy League – Season 7.

It’s great to be back in the unpredictable world of Westeros where anything might be round the corner, from wight giants to bed pans to Ed Sheeran. I’m excited to see that the Narrow Sea is no longer a part of the opening credits and we are pulling this sprawling story back to a tighter show.

A massive onslaught of points for this episode, with only one unfortunate player not getting double figures. Part of this can be chalked up to seven of the players getting bonus points for handing their teams in before the first trailer aired, but this was a points heavy episode in general, one I hope sets the standard for the season. No one had any points taken away from them for this episode. Let’s hope things stay that way.

Possible points of contention

While the map in the Red Keep doesn’t feature any armies on it, the Lannister twins survey the map in terms of Westeros’ armies, gaining them both points.

I’m giving Arya false name points as she is masquerading as Walder Frey.

Sansa does not gain inspirational speech points for calling Jon out, despite the few cheers her announcement receives from people at Winterfell, as I don’t feel her dialogue counts fairly as being a speech.

Sandor gets communicates with deity points twice, first for receiving a vision in the flames from R’hllor and second for the brief prayer he attempts at the Seven Gods when burying the skeletons. As the vision in the flames doesn’t appear on screen, he does not get vision points.

Euron’s hair is so different from when last we saw him, he gains haircut points, despite the cutting not being witnessed in show.

Bran and Meera don’t receive points for crossing the Wall as they’re currently at the Wall and we have yet to see them come out the other side. They will inevitably receive points for this the next time we see them.

As Jorah is now in Westeros, he gets points for crossing the Narrow Sea.

Character Scores
Here is a full list of the characters and their awarded points. If one of your characters does not appear in the following lists, this is due to their absence from the episode, for which you shall be deducted five points per character:

Group A – Main Characters
Arya Stark – 175 points: appears (+5), first person on screen (+30), first line of premiere (+20), appears pre credits (+15), uses false name (+10), monologues for over three minutes (+30), makes inspiring speech (+20), turns down wine (+10), drinks wine (+8), eats (+7), kills x 2 (-10), comments on state of winter (+20), rides horse (+10)
Bran Stark – 45 points: appears (+5), has vision (+40)
Cersei Lannister – 38 points: appears (+5), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), says C word (+10), drinks wine (+8)
Daenerys Targaryen – 150 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), travels by boat (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), last line (+20), last on screen (+30)
Jaime Lannister – 50 points: appears (+5), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), says name of episode (+10), comments on state of winter (+20)
Jon Snow – 55 points: appears (+5), mentions dragonglass (+10), makes inspiring speech (+20), comments on state of winter (+20)
Sansa Stark – 5 points: appears (+5)
Tyrion Lannister – 130 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), travels by boat (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15), grimly surveys map of armies (+15), last on screen (+30)

Group B – Supporting Mains
Brienne of Tarth – 0 points: appears (+5), inflicts harm (-5)
Petyr Baelish – 5 points: appears (+5)
Samwell Tarly – 38 points: appears (+5), studies a book (+13), mentions dragonglass (+10), says ep title (+10)
Ser Davos Seaworth – 5 points: appears (+5)
Varys – 85 points: appears (+5), travels by boat (+15), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), visits Dragonstone (+15)

Group C – Rest of the Mains
Gilly – 28 points: appears (+5), studies a book (+13), mentions dragonglass (+10)
Missandei – 85 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), travels by boat (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15)
Sandor Clegane – 77 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15), 2 x C word (+10), eats (+7), 2 x communicates with deity (+15)
Tormund Giantsbane – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group D – Side Characters
Beric Dondarrion – 20 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15)
Dolorus Edd – 5 points: appears (+5)
Grey Worm – 85 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50), travels by boat (+15), visits Dragonstone (+15)
Meera Reed – 5 points: appears (+5)
Podrick Payne – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group E – Side Characters to the Side Characters
Euron Greyjoy – 40 points: appears (+5), visits KL (+15), has haircut (+20)
Lyanna Mormont – 5 points: appears (+5)
Robett Glover – 5 points: appears (+5)
Thoros of Myr – 35 points: appears (+5), rides horse (+15), communicates with deity (+15)
Yohn Royce – 5 points: appears (+5)

Group F – Weirdos
Qyburn – 5 points: appears (+5)
Ser Gregor Clegane – 5 points: appears (+5)
The Night King – 60 points: appears (+5), appears in vision (+40), rides horse (+15)

Group G – Animals
Drogon – 55 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50)
Rhaegal – 55 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50)
Viserion – 55 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50)

Group H – Gone but might return
As expected, no one from this group appeared in the episode

Group I – Are these fuckers coming back?
Ser Jorah Mormont – 55 points: appears (+5), crosses Narrow Sea (+50)

The Leaderboard

Players can see their scores by consulting their initials in the table below. Congratulations to ST for flying away with the points for this episode!



Check back next week for “7.02 – Stormborn”, an episode that I think will make quite a few of the players pleased they picked Daenerys!