On this glorious day, we shall now learn who the public have deemed the loudest person in the store. In a landslide victory, it's none other than an unstoppble hat trick for the cleverest and funniest, perhaps in part due to his loudness: MATT
This is what you call landslide: Check dem shitz OUT!
Matt IIIII IIIII IIIII II
Lira IIIII I
Next, learn the shocking truth as to whom is THE most generous in the store