Thursday, 20 March 2008

Blood on the Shop Floor: Part Three

Blood on the Shop Floor: Part Three

SCENE 1: INT THE STORE’S MEN’S DENIM SECTION WHERE WE LAST LEFT ANIS, LAUREN, ISIS AND OSCAR. IT’S PITCH BLACK AND SILENT. THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON.

LAUREN: Anis isn’t back yet?

ISIS: I wonder where he is.

SCENE 2: THE ELECTRICIAN’S ROOM. KHUS EXITS IT AND LOOKS INTO THE STAFFROOM AND CHECKS UP ON SLEEPING BEAUTY.

KHUS: Have a good long rest, Shafa…there won’t be any good news when you wake up.

KHUS LEAVES THE STAFFROOM AND GOES BACK INTO THE KIDS SECTION TO FIND EVERYBODY IN A PANIC OVER THE DEATHS OF DELICIA AND LOIC. KHUS IS FACED WITH A HARD TASK. HE DECIDES TO TAKE A NICER APPROACH.

KHUS: Blake, a word

BLAKE: What’s up, G?

KHUS: I can only assume that the four people upstairs are innocent,

BLAKE: Oh yeah, you’re right

KHUS: The bad news is that someone down here is the murderer

BLAKE: Look, they obviously placed this cashmere sweater (SHOWS HIM A CHARRED CASHMERE SWEATER) over the gun so we wouldn’t see any kind of flash during the darkness

KHUS: Clever bastard

BLAKE: What shall we do?

KHUS: Perhaps…I don’t know, I thought that if we stayed in big groups in buddies of two, but that brilliant idea has killed two innocent people! I can’t imagine it would be better with everybody isolated individually.

BLAKE: That would be bad

KHUS: And yet, I feel that if I put those groups together, everybody would get into a panic,

BLAKE: We should put everybody back together, I think it’s for the best.

KHUS: Thank you, Blake

KHUS AND BLAKE RETURN TO THE PANICKED CROWD OF EMPLOYEES.

KHUS: Come on, everybody, let’s leave this spot and go back upstairs.

EVERYBODY TRUDGES UPSTAIRS MISERABLY

SCENE 3: THE STORE’S MEN’S DENIM SECTION. PRESENT ARE LAUREN, OSCAR, ANIS, AND ISIS. EVERYBODY COMES UPSTAIRS.

LAUREN: What happened downstairs? We heard screaming…

ANA: You don’t want to know

MATT: Delicia and Loic got killed

LAUREN AND ISIS SHARE A LOOK

ANIS: How?

PARDEEP: With a gun

OSCAR: Why didn’t we hear it?

BLAKE: I was there, I didn’t hear a thing

DAVID: It had to be a silenced pistol

ISIS: Why did they die?

MATT: Innit, man, at least everybody had a motive to shoot Frumps, who didn’t not not like Delicia and Loic

DAVID: That was, like, a triple negative

KHUS: If these killings can be explained as random, that’s all we need, but I suspect that they are not. I think that by killing Loic and Delicia, the two strongest people in the store were out of the picture.

IBRAHIM: Ohh yeaaah

RAMSEY: Innit man

IBRAHIM: Loic was bare strong, ain’t no one getting past him without a gun

BLAKE: And Delicia could handle herself well

IBRAHIM: Well why didn’t they kill me as well

PARDEEP LAUGHS DERISIVELY

MARIGOLD: I’ll tell you why, you’re the killer, Ibrahim!

MATT: That’s the only reason he’s not dead yet!

IBRAHIM: Fuck off, I was holding onto Ramsey’s gay hand the whole time!

RAMSEY: He was

OSCAR: How did they die?

PARDEEP: You know when the lights went out, yeah, you see when the lights came back on, yeah, they were dead

ANIS: How?

PARDEEP: With a gun

ANA: We’ve covered that

DOMINIK: It was scary, yes

MATT: We’ve covered that

ANIS: How did they die?

KHUS: They were shot, when the lights went out and we didn’t notice until the lights came back on

ANIS: You were down there the whole time? How could you let that happen right under your nose?

BLAKE: It WAS pitch black

ANIS: Still…

KHUS: What?

ANIS: You’re useless. You can’t solve a thing.

IT HURTS

KHUS: Look, Anis, don’t take things the wrong way but I just have a good way of assessing a situation, I can’t explain why, right now, but at the moment, only I and Blake have heard the sufficient amount of facts from people. We still need to probe Ana, Pardeep, Shabana, Dominik, Matt, David, Doreen, and um…Marigold…

MARIGOLD IS SNIFFING MISERABLY IN A CORNER

OSCAR: What about the crime scene? You checked around there?

KHUS: I’m going to have a look there in a minute, check for clues

LAUREN: Is anyone reminded of Shirley Holmes?

KHUS: I’d rather you think of me as Sherlock…

ANIS (QUIETLY): No shit,

KHUS: …and Blake as my Watson.

DAVID: Did Doctor Watson ever have a first name?

MATT: Probably Burt

RAMSEY: Probably Ernie

ANIS: Probably Anis

KHUS: Probably…Chang or…Goober

ISIS: Yeaaaah

KHUS: Anyway if I do find some clues, that will factor heavily on to the evidence on the suspect I’m thinking of, I might just catch a murderer today.

DAVID: Yikes

KHUS: And if I DO do this…that will be colossal

ANIS: Tell me more about your colossal doo-doo

IT TAKES EVERYONE A FEW SECONDS TO UNDERSTAND THE JOKE.

WHEN THEY DO, THEY GIGGLE LIKE SCHOOLKIDS.

KHUS: Ha ha, ok, look um, I’m going to go downstairs

BLAKE: You want me to come?

MATT MOUTHS ‘THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID’ TO PARDEEP. HE DOESN’T GET IT. ANIS SEES THIS AND CRACKS UP IN SILENT LAUGHTER.

KHUS: No, Blake, I’d rather you stayed up here, I need a man up here to make sure we all stay together.

BLAKE: Should I sort them into buddies?

KHUS: Umm, no, let’s have everybody say their name out loud if there’s another power cut, see ya

KHUS LEAVES

MATT: Thank god he’s gone, he’s too heavy on everyone, man

ANIS: He punched me

MATT: He cussed my mum

ANIS: Touché

DOREEN: Hey, is anyone having luck with their phones?

EVERYONE IS OUT OF BATTERY

ANA: Why hasn’t any of our parents tried dropping by the store to look for us?

ANIS: Man I hope my mother’s coming

MATT: That’s what she said

LAUREN: Ugh!

ANA: That doesn’t even make sense

OSCAR: It does

ANA: OMG that just makes it sick

ANIS: You’re such an idiot

MATT: And so’s yer face

ANIS: Don’t TRY…to even ATTEMPT…to even TRY…to even ATTEMPT…to use that joke

MATT: Whatever (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

LAUREN: Alright, Nadine!

MATT: Enh

ANA: You know, out of us…who could really be a murderer

ANIS: Easy question

LAUREN: Really?

ANIS: Sure!

POINTS AT IBRAHIM

ANIS: He’d whack a guy

POINTS AT PARDEEP

ANIS: He’d off a guy

POINTS AT OSCAR

ANIS: He’d whack off a guy

MATT (BRISTOLIAN): High five!

OSCAR: What???

EVERYBODY LAUGHS EXCEPT DOREEN AND ANA

MATT: You know what I reckon?

ANIS: What?

MATT: None of us is a murderer…It’s ALL Polish polish!

LAUREN, PARDEEP, SHABANA AND ANIS LAUGH

ISIS: What’s Polish polish?

ANA: Yeah,

ANIS: There was this Polish guy…

LAUREN: …who was well creepy…

MATT: …and used to polish the floor with a carpet buffer

ANIS: How can you polish the floor with a carpet buffer?

MATT: You know what I mean

ANIS: You’re a fool!

MATT: Alright!

ANIS: Yera fool! Yera fool! Yera fool!

MATT: Calm it down!

IBRAHIM: Why do they call it welfare, is it because it is, like, ‘well fair’?

LAUREN: No

MATT: They only call it welfare in America

BLAKE: Just how dumb are you, exactly.

MATT: Shhhht!!

SHABANA: How would any of us know: we all work, innit

LOIC: Truesay

OH WAIT HE’S DEAD. UMM HANG ON. GO BACK IN TIME FOUR SECONDS.

DOMINIK: Truesay

CLOSE ENOUGH

MATT: I swear its only called welfare in America, over here it’s called the Social

LAUREN: How did we even get onto this subject

IBRAHIM: No idea

MATT: Hey what happens to all our money when the queen dies?

ANA: Oh yeah, good point

MATT: Will all our money have Prince Charles on it?

LAUREN: Yeah

MATT: But, like, say people with change jars, will they still be allowed in banks?

PARDEEP: Of course

MATT: Oh okay, then

ANIS: Does anyone realise that these deaths are following the typical Hollywood movie style that the black people always die first?

ANA: RUDE!!

MATT: Yeah, the darkies always go first

ANIS: Yeah, don’t say darkies.

ANA: Which one’s worse??

MATT: Dude, you always think I’m being racist, I’m scared to even say that I’ve got a ‘coloured’ TV

ANIS: You don’t, anyway

MATT: Truuuuue, but for the purposes of the joke I do. As for this being like Hollywood, I’d be trapped here with a hot chick

LAUREN: Um, thanks!

MATT: No offence

ISIS: Nah, you’re wrong, Frumps died first and she wasn’t black

LAUREN: Her heart was

ANIS: Her teeth were

RAMSEY AND IBRAHIM: Her muff was

MATT: Don’t the forget the hair on her shoulders either

LAUREN: That’s disgusting

ANA: I guess Sabrina, Cleo, and Joel left just in time

FLASHBACK OF THEIR RESIGNATIONS

SABRINA: This isn’t really working out for me, I’m leaving, it’s not worth my time to continue travelling to work here for just four hours, I’m just far too busy.

NEXT FLASHBACK

CLEO: Um, OK, I refuse to work here for another day with that bitch

NEXT FLASHBACK

JOEL: GAP…BYE.

BACK TO PRESENT DAY

LAUREN: They always said how leaving this place was the best thing that ever happened to them

MATT: And Joel’s had a threesome, so…THAT’S…how good it was to leave.

ANA: We should change the subject

MATT: Umm…so Anis, you wouldn’t go out with that girl Nicola because she was a ‘tickler’?

ANIS: Nicola was a tickler

DAVID: And you’re not a stickler for a tickler?

ANIS: NOT a stickler for tickler like Nicola

MATT: You’re not a tickler stickler?

ANIS: NOT a tickler stickler

LAUREN: Stickler?

ISIS: Tickler?

PARDEEP: Nicola?

RAMSEY: Did Nicola let you tickle her?

ANIS: Nicola did NOT let me tickle her

ANA: She sounds pretty fickle

ANIS: Nicola could not get any fickler by not letting me tickle her, and I’m not even a stickler for a tickler like Nicola, SO…

IBRAHIM: Fickler?

ISIS: Tickler?

PARDEEP: Nicola?

SHABANA: Stickler?

MARIGOLD: Tickle her?

MATT: And we haven’t even started on that chick Wendy who wasn’t that trendy but at least she was bendy.

OSCAR: I knew a Heather who wasn’t clever but wore leather

RAMSEY: I knew a Regina with a less-than-finer vagina

IBRAHIM: I knew a Doris with a porous clitoris

ISIS: I knew a Mick with a thick girthy di-

DOMINIK (INTERRUPTING): Can we, sorry…

DAVID: I knew a Renee who turned out to be gay…but hey

MATT: That’s the attitude, dude

ANA: Why are we all rhyming?

LAUREN: In, like, perfect timing?

ANIS: No ideas, queers

MATT: Laoaoaw the insults

DAVID: Nothing rhymes with ‘insults’, you ruined it

MATT: Forget the rhyming, I want to hear more about abusive Youssfe’s girl Doris’s amorphously porously clitorises story.

ANIS: Yeah, sounds gory

PARDEEP: Innit

LAUREN: Don’t tell it, it sounds disgusting

MATT: I feel like rhyming disgusting with discussing but I can’t bothered

ANIS: Yeah it’s getting old now

MATT: Well, like they say: the early bird…catches the worm…which turns…deserves another…biting the dust…is greener on the other side…or get busy dying…and shame the devil……is worth two in the bush…

ISIS: Riiiight

ANA: Back on the subject of who of us could be a murderer…which of is us safe from…

THINKS FOR A SECOND

ANA: …suspection?

PARDEEP: I swear that’s not a word

ANIS: I’m safe because I’d never kill anybody

MATT: No you’re not because you left for a while APPARENTLY getting Shafa and Lauren something from the vending machines

ANIS: Thanks mate.

MATT: No probs

ANIS: Yeah that means it’s me, yeah I definitely did it now with THAT evidence

PARDEEP: Ana, you’re not safe because you disappeared when Isis farted

LAUREN: So did Isis

OSCAR: And Ibrahim

MATT: You left us to look for him…in fact you didn’t return until after we found the body what’s with that?

OSCAR: So it’s not me, because I was not near her when she found

MATT: See, that’s a clue! We’re an awesome team, Anis, Khus is useless!

OSCAR LEAVES

ANIS: Yeah

MATT: We’re the REAL Sherlock and Holmes

DOREEN: It’s Sherlock and Watson

MATT: Yeah, we could start wearing the gear, imagine Khus with a magnifying glass

LAUREN AND OTHER ASSORTED FEMALES GIGGLE USELESSLY AT THE THOUGHT

MATT: I think I’d look cool in Sherlock’s clothes, even his deerstalker hat

ANIS: No offence but you’d look like a freak who is wearing a deerstalker hat

MATT: Thanks mate.

ANA: So that makes me, Anis, Isis, Oscar, Ibrahim

LAUREN: And Matt because he went to get the laptop

MATT: Er, and Lauren for when she got rejected.

LAUREN: Oi!

DAVID: I think that’s it.

LAUREN: Oh yeah, you went down to speak to her, was she alive then?

DAVID: No, I…

ANIS: He got too scared to talk to her

ANA: That could just be a lie, David did it!

MATT: Oh my god!

ANIS: Oh yeaaaaah!

PARDEEP: It’s David!

DAVID: No, I…

ANIS: It’s allllllways the guy you least suspect

MATT: Yep, it’s David.

LAUREN: Or Pardeep, he left at one point for the vending machines

MATT: Wait, so that makes…

ANA: You, me, Lauren, Anis, Pardeep, DAVID, Isis, Oscar, Ibrahim

MATT: And who’s safe?

SHABANA: Me

RAMSEY: Me

BLAKE: Khus, Dominik, Shafa and me.

SHABANA: That’s good, it’s not me, innit

MATT: Let’s get real here, it’s obviously not me, I’m eccentric, and I lie to people for my own amusement, but I’d never have the cojones to actually pull a trigger

LAUREN: I actually think you did it

MATT: You’re not serious?

LAUREN: Ever since you killed that spider, I predicted that you’d move onto bigger creatures

MATT: Oh…I see…that hurts

ANIS: Now you know how it feels to be me.

MATT: What, being rejected and despised?

ANIS: That and being suspected of killing someone

ANA: Well you did hate her

ANIS: Well Frumps, fair enough, I would admit out of everybody who works here, she would get the most guilt free killing, but Delicia and Loic, come on…

DOMINIK: Truesay. Skeen.

ANIS: Why would I ever kill them, they were awesome

ANA: I don’t think Pardeep would do it, he’d just leave

PARDEEP: I reckon it’s Isis

MANY PEOPLE LAUGH

BLAKE: It’s true, Isis could do anything

MATT: Except pass a breathalyser

BLAKE: You’re such an idiot.

ISIS: Oiiiii. I don’t get drunk ALL the time.

ANIS: Just coked up

SOME LAUGH

MATT: Yeah, how’s the smack addiction?

MORE LAUGH.

DAVID: Yeah…heroin addict

LESS LAUGH

MATT: Got any SCAG?

MORE LAUGH

ISIS: It wasn’t me, end of, you cheeky willies

DOREEN: Where’d Oscar go?

ANA: Yeah

ANIS: I don’t think Oscar would have done it, he’s midway to becoming management anyway, he wouldn’t get hassle off her like we do

LAUREN: No, Margaret told me supervisors get it worse

MATT: I bet she was just saying that

ISIS: Nah, I think she was telling the truth

MATT: Where is Oscar, anyway, he’s been really quiet.

DOREEN: I hope he’s back soon

ANA: I hope he’s not dead

MARIGOLD DOES A SMALL SOB OVER THE D WORD USAGE

ANIS: He’ll be fine

ANA: See I’m a suspect, but I don’t think I’ve got any reason to kill her

MATT: Plus, the two of you together in a fight, knob-cementing as it sounds, that in reality would be like a tabby cat versus a hippo

ANA: Hey I’m not that small

ANA’S SUBTLE REBUTTAL IS DROWNED OUT BY LOUDMOUTH LAUREN

LAUREN: Argh, why didn’t we ever call her the Hippo? That’s a wicked nickname

MATT: That’s reserved for Youssfe over there

ISIS: But you already call him Youssfe, why is he a hippo?

MATT: I like to call him ’Ungry ’Ungry ’Ibbo

IBRAHIM: What’s with all these nicknames for me, man?

RAMSEY: He called me ‘512 Megabytes of RAM’ last week

LAUREN: That’s not even a good amount of MB

ANA: He called me ‘Rambana’ last week. I am not Sylvester Stallone!

MATT: Pipe down, ‘256 Megabytes of RAMbana’ It was a Michelle Rodrigues reference

DAVID: Oh I get it…and stop calling me ‘Lurch’

ANIS: Oh yeah, why am I now called ‘Style Cramper’

MATT: You were salting my game with the honeys

LAUREN LAUGHS

MATT: Shut up, Lauren

ANIS: Yeah shut up, Lauren

MATT AND ANIS: Lauren!!

ANA: Back to the point, the only other person left is Ibrahim

MATT: Oh definitely him

SHABANA: Oh god yeah

IBRAHIM: Hey, come on now

RAMSEY: He explained it, the blood.

ANIS: Did he?

MATT: But I’ve forgotten what he said, oi Youssfe!

IBRAHIM: I tripped in the stockroom, cut myself on some pins

ANIS: What is that?

IBRAHIM: What?

ANIS: That!

IBRAHIM: What??

ANIS: That!! That’s a lame arse excuse, like ‘oh I walked into a door’…‘I tripped in the stockroom’, show us the cut then!

IBRAHIM: What?

ANIS: Where the pins pierced you and you were apparently bleeding, show us the cut!

LAUREN AND MATT AND ANA AND SHABANA: Yeah!

IBRAHIM: The cut? Umm…

ANIS: Khus didn’t ask to see the exact place where the blood came from? He’s fucking useless, man!

FROM SEEMINGLY NOWHERE WITH OSCAR

KHUS: It’s not Ibrahim

ANIS: Oh there you are, what makes you say that?

KHUS: I know it’s not Ibrahim, because I know the identity of the killer…

GASP! OO SOME ANSWERS. FADE TO BLACK, END OF PART THREE. FIND OUT MORE IN PART FOUR.

OK, FINE, ANOTHER COUPLE OF PAGES, ONE MORE SCENE, BUT THAT’S IT

LAUREN: Who is it?

KHUS: It is definitely one of us

MATT: Who??

KHUS: It’s not Polish polish

ANA: Who??

ISIS: You could hear that?

PARDEEP: Who??

KHUS: I could hear you all from downstairs.

ISIS: Who??

KHUS: There’s no customers or music playing, I could hear everything

SHABANA: Who??

KHUS: I heard that interesting approach to solving the crimes.

ANIS: Who??

KHUS: But this isn’t Cluedo, rolling the dice will make your dominoes fall like a house of cards, so stick or hit me.

BLAKE: Check MATE

DAVID: Yahtzee…

RAMSEY: Who?

KHUS: Now the killer…

DAVID: Who??

DOMINIK: Truesay.

MARIGOLD (LOOKING FUCK OFF SCARY): WHO??

KHUS: …is Anis!

LAUREN AND ISIS GASP

MATT: That can’t be right, Anis???

ANIS: What the fuck!

KHUS: Oscar just told me that you disappeared from the denim section just before the power failure, and return after the lights came back on

EVERYBODY GASPS AND GIVES ANIS A WIDE BERTH

ANIS IS SPEECHLESS

KHUS: I was racking my brains thinking ‘How on earth could any of the people downstairs have murdered Delicia or Loic?’ Everybody said yes to holding onto their buddy’s hand which led me to believe that either they were all innocent or there were two people working together, who just happened to be buddied up together by chance. I was constantly revising myself saying could Pardeep and Ana have killed everyone, Dominik and Shabana, the just HAPPENED to be put as buddies together? I was full of self doubt over the buddy system but now I see it didn’t fail I was convinced of your innocence because I presumed that if anybody out of the group of four left upstairs, the two deaths would have led a witness to blab, and that’s what's happened now.

ANIS: Oscar you bastard

OSCAR: Sorry, Anis, Frumpy was fine, but Delicia and Loic, no.

ANIS (SLIGHTLY SCOTTISH): What the BLOODY HELL is going on??

KHUS: Your plan would have been foolproof if it hadn’t had been devised and carried out by a fool.

RAMSEY: Did you really kill her?

ANIS: For fuxake NO! Of course I didn’t, and give it a rest, please, Khus, some of us are trying to actually cope with all these deaths, as a person of dark complexion I’m personally worried I’m next.

KHUS: Yes I’m sure you are worried.

BLAKE: You be worried you going to the slammer!

KHUS: Thanks, Ollie

BLAKE: Ah??

KHUS: Blake

BLAKE: Ah

ANIS: I can’t believe you guys are believing this! You’re believing Khus…KHUS!!

KHUS: Your point?

ANIS: This is a man so stupid, he thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife, a man so stupid he thought Portia de Rossi was a type of sports car, a man so stupid he thought Mahatma Gandhi was a boxer!

KHUS: Your point?

ANIS: You’re a little pussy man, Mahatma Gandhi would bang you up

KHUS: I know a tonne of 14-year-old girls that could knock you out

ANIS: You know a tonne of 14-year-old girls?

LAUREN (HORRIFIED): You know a tonne of 14-year-old girls?

MATT: Any phone numbers?

ANA PUNCHES MATT SOFTLY ON THE ARM

DOREEN: You’re sooo silly!

KHUS: Just face up to it Anis, the police are going to treat you a lot worse than me, and if we were living in a time of gallows, you’d be well hung in the morning

MATT: He looks…

ANIS (INTERRUPTING): Yes, yes, I look pretty well hung already, ha ha, penis joke, whatever alright, look Khus, you’ve got fuck all against me, I know the real reason you’re targeting me…

KHUS: Indulge us all

ANIS: Shafa

KHUS: Your point?

ANIS: Ever since day 1 I’ve felt you’ve had something against me, and all this time I realise you’re just vying for Shafa’s affections. Well this store isn’t big enough for umbrellas, let alone the two of us.

KHUS: Interesting, I’ve mentioned no desire to have her and here you are bringing her up, when you are confronted with the overwhelming evidence that above all of us here, YOU are a killer Ah-nis Alamgir

ANIS: Overwhelming evidence?? There’s no fucking evidence!! Go fuck yourself!!

ANIS STORMS OFF TO WOMENS

MATT: Khus, you’re a spatula-faced friendless gay horse-humping hairy sperminated toad sperm

KHUS: At least I’m fertile

MATT FOLLOWS AFTER ANIS

MATT: Dude, you OK, man? Don’t take it badly, I trust you, man, we all do

ANIS: Nah, I can’t stand this place any more, I’m quitting, first thing tomorrow

MATT: OK, man I know you’ve got to do what you feel you have to…I’ll be with everyone else in Men’s if you want to talk.

ANIS MOODILY KICKS A HANGER ACROSS THE FLOOR. IT HITS A MANNEQUIN...WAIT A MINUTE, SINCE WHEN DO MANNEQUINS WEAR HOODIES? THE MANNEQUIN COMES TO LIFE. IT IS A HUMAN, WHOSE FACE IS OBSCURED BY THE HOODY. WE DO NOT SEE WHO IT IS. ANIS REACTS IN SURPRISE.

ANIS: Oh it’s you, come on give me some space for a bit, I need some time alone.

THE HOODIED PERSON UNSHEAFS A KNIFE FROM THE FRONT POCKET

ANIS: What the hey?

THE HOODIED PERSON RUNS AT ANIS. ANIS REACTS QUICKLY AND DODGES A STAB FROM THE KNIFE. HE PUSHES THE KNIFE ARM AWAY SHOUTING

ANIS: Get away from me you psycho!

HE KNOCKS OVER A T STAND WHICH MAKES THE HOODIED PERSON FALL OVER. ANIS RUNS TO THE LIFT FOR HIS LIFE AND REPEATEDLY PRODS THE CALL LIFT BUTTON

ANIS: Come on, come on!

THE LIFT ARRIVES SAYING WHAT FLOOR HE’S ON.

ANIS: Thank you!

HE RUNS IN AND REPEATEDLY POUNDS AGAINST THE BUTTON FOR THE NEXT FLOOR.

LIFT: This lift is out of service.

ANIS: Nooooooooo!!

IT IS TOO LATE FOR ANIS. THE HOODIED PERSON TAKES THE KNIFE AND STABS ANIS IN THE COLLARBONE. ANIS LOOKS AT THE KNIFE AND YELLS HORRIFIED. THE KILLER PULLS OUT THE KNIFE AT THEN STABS HIM IN THE HEART

ANIS (SLIGHTLY HOARSE): Sonofabitch.

ANIS HAS A SMALL VISION OF HIM RIDING A HORSE WITH TERENCE TRENT D’ARBY – WISHING WELL PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.

ANIS DIES.

DAMN, I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS HIM. WELL, HE SEEMS TO BE RIGHT ABOUT PEOPLE DYING IN ORDER OF SHADE. WATCH OUT, MARIGOLD AND RAMSEY. WILL THEY DIE? OR WILL THEY STAY ALIVE? OR WILL THEY BE UNMASKED AS THE MURDERER? OR WILL THEY DIE? OH WAIT, I ALREADY ASKED THAT, AH HELL I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT, THERE, WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH, FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN PART FOUR OF ‘BLOOD ON THE SHOP FLOOR’ RELEASED THURSDAY 27 MARCH.

3 comments:

Ana said...

Ergh!
its suspicion! gosh!
anywhoozles! whats done is dne..
best part of the murder mystery so far =)

Ibrahim said...

WADD UPP!!! howz it going MAT, remember IBTAHIM (GAP) *flashback* U pass out on mens floor, lol.. anyway likin ur analysis or w/e it is, i aint been updated on lost since leavin GAY i mean GAP.. e2bi@hotmail.com keep up to date man, look afta urself.. GOOD TIMES!! HAHA.

Ibrahim said...

Yea Anis really looks like the guy from "JUMPER"... *cough* bullshit *cough*.. damn!! i gotta get that cough checked out, lol... Why the f*** am i the ugly DUDE,i aint even smart like him.. nice ending though, i left this 4 anis 2.